My task at hand is to finish my autobiography. It’s not easy bringing the past to mind and remembering what took place to bring me where I am today.
So where am I today?
Pretty much disgusted with this world … but I’m going to try (because I need the practice for the monthly MWAW BlogTalkRadio podcasts) to get through this post without using a single swear word (profanity) … however, I was happy to learn of something that one of my most loyal and long time supporters said about my use of profanity:
“I’m pretty [sure] that if you can’t handle profanity you probably can’t handle the Truth either.” —Julie Little Taggart
There are obviously good reasons why my mentors do not demand that I stop using profanity in my writings. They don’t use profanity. I have never heard one profane word come out of any of their mouths. They don’t need profanity like I do. They know about every adverb and adjective in the English language. I don’t.
For example, the other day, one of them wrote, “… The denizens’ infelicitous state of dishabille precludes hope for change.”
I HAD TO FUCKING LOOK UP THREE OF THESE WORDS FOR FUCKS SAKE! … Okay, this is the only and last time I’ll use profanity in this post … But anyways …
Now you can see why they have their stooge (me) to put things in words that most people can understand.
They send me their written thoughts on any subject about which I ask or am in need of instruction or intelligence. Luckily, we mostly communicate through the Internet, so when I don’t understand one of their words, I “control click” the word and look up its meaning (I am partial to Mac computers). Then, I usually use another word for one of their words, or give its definition in parenthesis.
You see, Folks, while being instructed by these mentors, I have heard word combinations that would stupefy the most well-read people on this planet.
Yeah, and when you listen to some of these “learned ones” using all those big words, ya gotta ask yourself why they need to use all those big words.
They like to use all those big words so that guys like me will think they’re smart.
Well, all you big-word users out there, guys like me do not think you’re smart. Because I’ve been communicating with four guys whose vocabulary makes yours seem like a child’s.
I like the following quote about all these scientific discoveries happening in today’s world … but I haven’t a clue who actually said it. Yeah, I often look up quotes that I might have heard or read in the past and give credit to whomever the Internet says deserves the credit, when in reality (Real Truth) most quotes are not from the source most people believe, and many are just made up:
“An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.”
I have quoted a lot of what people think Albert Einstein said only because people think that Einstein was smart.
Compared to Einstein, do you want to see how smart my mentors are?
Check out the way my mentors explained Einstein’s theory, E = mc2 to me:
“The ability of any one thing, of any size, to exist and do what it was created and meant to do is equivalent to what the thing is.”
Yep. That’s it, Folks!
Einstein’s Theory of Relativity is relatively pretty simple:
“A thing is a thing because it is a thing and can only act as the thing that it is.”
—An MWAW Overseer explaining E = mc2 to Christopher.
Now, let me dumb this down even further for all y’all non-learned ones (like me) out there:
Energy (E) is the capacity and power of a thing to do what it does or can do (to act).
What it does and can do is equal to what it is (its mass [m]) and how it acts according to the known natural laws of physics, the speed in which it acts (speed of light [c2]).
It’s not really saying anything other than,
“It is what it is and does what it does.”
However, and this is why scientists think Einstein’s theory is important, if a human wants to make a thing do what the human wants the thing to do instead of what it actually exists for and does naturally, then the human must first understand the thing, its potential, and its limitations. This is where the equation comes in and works in science.
Electricity (which is the way science defines how things move and interact with each other on the thing’s most basic level [the thing’s electrons]) is what electricity is and does what electricity does in the natural world.
When humans aren’t around, electricity just does what it does … because things just do what they do. When humans started to think about electricity and trying to figure out how to control things to serve human need, they needed to know what the thing’s (electricity’s) potential was.
After a lot of observations of things, experimenting with things, and measuring things, Einstein came up with a mathematical equation that seems to work for most things:
E = mc2
The thing = The thing
No fucking kidding, Einstein!
Oops … shit … I swore again … but I bet your religious leaders, scientists, gurus, chosen ones, channelers, all those who don’t use profanity can’t explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity better than I can.
If you look it up on your Bunkopedia, you’ll find an explanation of Einstein’s theory like this:
“mass–energy equivalence states that anything having mass has an equivalent amount of energy and vice versa.”
In this profound statement, “vice versa” means that energy has a mass equal to itself. WTF? Why not just say it equals it?
Little children don’t care what it is. When they pick it up, they see it, hear it, smell it, touch it, and put it in their mouth to taste it. They don’t care what it is made of on its basic level or how its energy equals its mass multiplied by the speed of light squared. If it doesn’t look good, sound good, smell good, feel good, or taste good, the little shit … ah fuck it! I can’t help but use profanity in my personal writings … hoping that those who are offended by my profanity never read my words again because they can’t handle my words, and don’t deserve my words … way to go, Julie!
… the little shit throws the things aside and looks for some other thing that looks good, sounds good, smells good, feels good, and tastes good.
So, how did science get started in the first place?
A few aged children didn’t have anything else to do in their life, because they had others (slaves) doing everything that they needed for food, shelter, and clothing (basic needs to live here on Earth). So, they started to think about things and what things are and how things work.
Once they started to figure things out, they began to make things do things that things were not already doing (naturally). These non-laboring ones began to fuck with things, not necessarily to do bad things, but ALWAYS to bring more value to their own self.
“I have slaves doing everything for me. What good am I?” they often pondered.
When these first scientists’ slaves started to figure out that they (the slaves) were doing all the work and the thinkers weren’t doing anything except thinking, the slaves started to rise up and say,
“Hey, you aren’t actually doing anything, WTF! How’s that fair? Am I not equal to you? If I am equal to you, then why am I working so hard in physical labor everyday to provide you with food, shelter, and clothing, and you ain’t doing shit? What’s fair about that?”
In one instance, … and Folks, the following is actually close to the Real Truth as recounted by one of my mentors …
One of these entitled, slave-controlling ones, was bored and started to rub two sticks together.
He got the idea of rubbing two sticks together after he was climbing a tree and slipped. As he was falling out of the tree, he tried to grab hold of the tree’s branches. As he did, and as the mass (weight … m) of his body continued to the ground, the guy felt an incredible amount of heat (energy … E) between his hands and the tree branch.
“How was that heat created?” he thought.
To recreate the heat he felt, he took one of the small branches and rubbed it on his hand. He could feel the heat! Since it hurt, and he wanted to see how hot it could get, he used another small branch against which to rub the other instead of against his hand.
He rubbed them hard and fast and one of the branches started to smoke. As he rubbed it more, he created fire.
So … back to the hypothetical confrontation with his slaves who had risen up in rebellion to kill him so that they would be equal with him …
“Well, I can explain things to you and do things that you don’t know how to do. So, before you kill me for not doing anything and forcing you to work so that I don’t have to, watch this.”
(The scientific thinker rubs two sticks together and miraculously makes them start on fire.)
“Whoa!” exclaimed the people in awe and unbelief.
“He can make fire appear out of nowhere! Whoa! He is powerful.”
“That’s right. I am powerful and have abilities that you don’t have. In fact, what you didn’t know is that there is an unseen being that is more powerful than all of us. This being gave me the knowledge to create fire. This being gave me HIS power (we’ll call the being a HIM because males were once more powerful) … I’ll call it Priesthood Power and Authority. You don’t have it, I do, so get your asses back to work before I call down fire upon your heads!”
Yep, that’s pretty much how it all happened many years ago during this Sixth Dispensation of Time that humans got together and began to cooperate in societies upon the earth.
But what was the earth like in the beginning?
If advanced humans created the earth to be a place to which they could travel in order to fight the boredom of their otherwise perfect existence in their perfect world, and they created this planet with their knowledge of how things work, why in the fuck would they create a planet that wasn’t meant for a great human experience? Why would they create a planet that actually made their vacation trip miserable?
So, it came to pass that a bunch of bored advanced humans got together and went off into space where there were a lot of things (space/dark matter … m) but not yet organized like they wanted the things to be organized.
So, they found a space in their specific galaxy, on the outermost spiral of their specific galaxy, and said,
Dudes, see out there yonder, there is matter unorganized.
Let’s go use our knowledge of E = mc2 (things doing what things do) and organize the matter like unto the other worlds found in our galaxy that we have heretofore formed for our pleasure and enjoyment … and because we can.
We need to manage the energy (light and heat) that this new world needs in order to do what we want it to do for us … like unto the other worlds we have heretofore created in this galaxy … so let’s divide the light from the darkness.
We need to first cause a star to appear and give light to this new planet in our galaxy, the same as with (the) other worlds heretofore created. Once we’ve created this new star (sun) … and we will do it by using our knowledge of E = mc2 (things doing what things do) … let’s call the light “day,” and the darkness “night,” the same as with other worlds we heretofore created.
All things (matter) that we need to use to create our new world matter is made of the same basic materials. We understand how to create any thing that we want because of our knowledge and use of E = mc2 (things doing what things do). Since the thing that is different about everything has all to do with energy or rather the electrons that make the thing up, let’s use 26 electrons to create the elements for our new world.
But so that it is not just a glob of matter spinning around in space, let’s make it as round as we can.
We know that hydrogen combined with oxygen (water) in space creates a round glob, so let’s make sure there is the right ratio of hydrogen and oxygen in the construction of our new world so that it doesn’t look like and act like a fucking asteroid … okay, advanced humans don’t use profanity as advanced humans … I am not an advanced human … I am a fucking mortal …
So, do you want the Real Truth about all those asteroids confined to our solar system?
Can you handle the Real Truth ye fucking “learned ones” who don’t have a clue when and why things in our solar system were formed?
Yeah, you’re offended when a long-haired guy without much formal education can explain things that make sense so that a barmaid can understand them, when you can’t!
To protect your self-worth and the value of your useless education, all those books you’ve read, all the scientists before you whom you have studied and adore … so that you look smart … you don’t want to listen to me and give me the time of day.
You want that barmaid to love you and respect you, especially if she’s good-looking.
You can’t explain shit!
But I can.
Asteroids are simply failed attempts made by past ancient scientists upon this earth to create new planets.
Although they understood E = mc2 (things doing what things do) just like you do today, they didn’t use the right ratio of hydrogen, oxygen, and iron to create their new planet. So when they tried to create new planets, they fucked up and created a bunch of useless debris you see as asteroids. (The other planets were attempts that were close, but not quite right … except for Mars … it was close, and we’ll talk about it another time.)
Look at the shape of an asteroid:
Look at a picture of our solar system, ye uncouth fucks, who have enough money and opportunity to study things and think about things because you depend upon the least among us to do all the dirty work that needs to be done in order to provide you with food, clothing, and shelter so that you can become a coveted scientist … who really doesn’t know shit … LOOK:
All that shit that is floating around in our solar system came from failed attempts made by past idiot scientists trying to create another Earth, when the advanced humans who created the earth and its sun in the first place only wanted one.
So, back to these advanced humans conversing with each other as they created this solar system, which, again, in the beginning, only had one planet: Earth.
Now that we have the correct ratio of elements formed, we will gather the waters together and cause the dry land to appear. The great waters we will call “seas,” and the dry land we will call “earth.” We will form mountains and hills, great rivers and small streams to beautify and give variety to the face of the earth.
Now that the earth is formed, divided and beautified, and vegetation is growing thereon, we will place beasts upon the land: the elephant, the lion, the tiger, the bear, the horse, and all other kinds of animals—fowls in the air in all their varieties, fishes of all kinds in the waters, and insects and all manner of animal life upon the earth. We will command the beasts … because we created them to do what we wanted them to do … and we created them using our knowledge of E = mc2 (things doing what things do)… the fowls, the fishes, the insects, all creeping things, and other forms of animal life to multiply in their respective elements, each after its kind, and every kind of vegetation to multiply in its sphere; that every form of life may fill the measure of its creation and have joy therein.
And there it is, Folks! The Real Truth about our existence as mortals upon Earth:
TO HAVE JOY THEREIN
There was no other reason why the earth was created.
How much joy are we having now, Folks?
Yeah, that’s why I am pretty much disgusted with this world!
I remain isolated away from this “Jaredite” world … if I may use this term to indicate a bunch of white-skinned motherfuckers who think they’re bad ass and control the world … in my “cavity in a rock.”
It’s now my role and permission to do what the ancient hypothetical True Messenger did when he lived among the “Jaredites”:
“And as he dwelt in the cavity of a rock he made the remainder of this record, viewing the destructions which came upon the people, by night.” (BOM, Ether 13:14)
I go about my life during the day among people who don’t have a clue who I am. They don’t need to know. If they did, they would not like me and they would try to kill me.
But I read what is happening in the United States, at this nation’s (this fucking Jaredite nation) southern border. I read how thousands of “the remnant of the seed of Joseph” (as they are presented in the story created by my mentors to contrast them from the Jaredite Gentiles (who are known today as Americans) are attempting to enter the United States in search of a better life.
I cry as I watch the news coming out of America.
I get totally pissed off when I read anything about the fucking LDS/Mormon Church, those who have my mentors’ book but don’t even READ AND PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR OWN FUCKING SCRIPTURES. They are trying to please the world while ignoring the VERY PURPOSE FOR THE BOOK OF MORMON … oh yeah, it’s supposed to be called the Book of the Latter-day Saints now … they don’t like the word “Mormon” … the fucks!
WTF do these hypocritical shits think “a New Jerusalem” is as presented perfectly clear in their own fucking “word of God”? WTF do they think this means:
“And that a New Jerusalem should be built up upon this land, unto the remnant of the seed of Joseph, for which things there has been a type.” (BOM, Ether 13:6)
These Latter-day Saints are SUPPOSED TO BE BUILDING A NEW JERUSALEM FOR THE SEED OF JOSEPH, NOT KEEPING THEM OUT OF “THIS LAND”!
I fucking hate these people! My anger has turned to hate. I can no longer go to Utah. I fucking hate these people … not as individuals, but as a religious group!
Let’s read it, ye Fucks!
Let’s read your own fucking scripture and what was supposed to be the prophecy of your fucking Book of Latter-day Saints (formerly known as the Book of Mormon).
The following is a portend that was meant to warn you about the eventual destruction of the United States of America (the modern example of the JAREDITE NATION).
I changed a few things so that you fucks can do another thing that your fucking book tells you to do:
“… liken all scriptures unto us, that it might be for our profit and learning.” (BOM, 1 Nephi 19:23)
You Shits! WTF do you think the Brothers meant when they wrote:
“… for which things there has been a type.” (BOM, Ether 13:6)
They wrote the fucking book and presented everything in the story, ALL OF THE THINGS FOR WHICH THERE SHALL BE A TYPE!
(NOTE to those of you who hate to read scripture and don’t believe that God wrote anything … you are right! These are not the words of any god of this world. This story was written by my mentors to get the white-skinned European-American Christians of the early 19th Century to open up their minds and treat the native Americans with more dignity and respect, and help the native Americans become equal to them. So take the time to read it as it was written for this purpose. It’s fucking profound!)
Christopher (formerly knowns as Ether), chapter 13:
1 And now I, Moroni, [the son of a Latter-day Saint, formerly known as Mormon], proceed to finish my record concerning the destruction of the people of whom I have been writing.
2 For behold, they rejected all the words of [Christopher]; for he truly told them of all things, from the beginning of man; and that after the waters had receded from off the face of [the United States of America] it became a choice land above all other lands, a chosen land of the Lord; wherefore the Lord would have that all men should serve him who dwell upon the face thereof;
3 And that it was the place of the New Jerusalem, which should come down out of heaven, and the holy sanctuary of the Lord.
4 Behold, [Christopher] saw the days of Christ, and he spake concerning a New Jerusalem upon this land.
5 And he spake also concerning the house of Israel, and the Jerusalem from whence Lehi should come—after it should be destroyed it should be built up again, a holy city unto the Lord; wherefore, it could not be a new Jerusalem for it had been in a time of old; but it should be built up again, and become a holy city of the Lord; and it should be built unto the house of Israel—
6 And that a New Jerusalem should be built up upon this [United States of America], unto the remnant of the seed of Joseph [the native Americans of North and South America, ye fucks] for which things there has been a type.
7 For as Joseph brought his father down into the land of Egypt, even so he died there; wherefore, the Lord brought [the native Americans of North and South America] out of the land of Jerusalem, that he might be merciful unto [the native Americans of North and South America] that they should perish not, even as he was merciful unto the father of Joseph that he should perish not.
8 Wherefore, the [native Americans of North and South America]shall be built upon [the United States of America]; and it shall be a land of their inheritance [not a land of inheritance for you white-skinned Jaredite fucks]; and they shall build up a holy city unto the Lord, like unto the Jerusalem of old; and they shall no more be confounded, until the end come when the earth shall pass away.
9 And there shall be a new heaven and a new earth; and they shall be like unto the old save the old have passed away, and all things have become new.
10 And then cometh the New Jerusalem; and blessed are they who dwell therein, for it is they whose garments are white through the blood of the Lamb; and they are they who are numbered among the remnant of the seed of Joseph, who were of the house of Israel.
11 And then also cometh the Jerusalem of old; and the inhabitants thereof, blessed are they, for they have been washed in the blood of the Lamb; and they are they who were scattered and gathered in from the four quarters of the earth, and from the north countries, and are partakers of the fulfilling of the covenant which God made with their father, Abraham.
12 And when these things come, bringeth to pass the scripture which saith, there are they who were first, who shall be last; and there are they who were last, who shall be first.
13 And I was about to write more, but I am forbidden; but great and marvelous were the prophecies of [Christopher]; but they esteemed him as naught, and cast him out; and he hid himself in the cavity of a rock by day, and by night he went forth viewing the things which should come upon the people.
14 And as he dwelt in the cavity of a rock he made the remainder of this record, viewing the destructions which came upon the people, by night.
And that there, Folks, …
” … for he truly told them of all things, from the beginning of man … ” (BOM, Ether 13:2)
… is the only remaining purpose for which I continue to exist in this fucked up world!
In the “cavity of rock” in which I reside, I will one day finish telling this world “all things, from the beginning of man.”
I will continue to take the intelligence of my mentors and put it into words that you can understand.
I will explain “all things,” which includes how all things were created by humans who had the knowledge of E = mc2 (things doing what things do), and how humans who have this same knowledge can create
” … a new heaven and a new earth; and they shall be like unto the old save the old have passed away, and all things have become new.” (BOM, Ether 13:9)
I’ll explain how the
” … old … passed away” . (BOM, Ether 13:8)
and how we can unite as a human race so that
” … there [is] no contention in the land, because of the love of [the True] God [dwells] in the hearts of the people.
And there [are] no more envyings, nor strifes, nor tumults, nor whoredoms, nor lyings, nor murders, nor any manner of lasciviousness; and surely there could not be a happier people among all the people who had been created by the hand of [the True] God.
There were no robbers, nor murderers, neither were there [Americans, Native Americans, Africans, Germans, Russians], nor any manner of [-ans]; but [we are all] one … [!]” (BOM, 4 Nephi 15-17)
(Yep, that was quoted from the Book of Latter-day Saint too!)
It is not easy to do what I have been asked to do.
I am continually depressed and pretty much disgusted with this world.
And I will NEVER GO BACK TO UTAH! YE FUCKING HYPOCRITES! The last time I was there I got a knot in my stomach and could hardly stand it.
May the knowledge of E = mc2 (things doing what things do) once again work in our favor.
The knowledge of E = mc2 (things doing what things do) will be used one more time, for the last time in this solar system … to create another star …
Like unto the ones that we have heretofore created.
But anyways …