Working on my comedy gig as a man sexier than Jesus. The headline for the gig will be titled, “Sexier Than Jesus.” A few cool comments JS made before he got shot in the head by his former “friends.”

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Again, I’m not ready to proceed with my autobiography … so I’ll practice writing some material for my eventually standup comedy gig.

Maybe I shouldn’t be publishing any of my thoughts about the Real Truth.

How much is the Real Truth worth to you?

How much would you pay for the understanding that you get in this Marvelous Work and a Wonder®?

“Do you have any money?  You can buy anything in this world for money.”

I have no doubt that there are some who would pay thousands and thousands of dollars to have the Real Truth explained.

The late LDS/Mormon matriarch, Ida Smith (great-great granddaughter of Hyrum Smith, niece of Joseph Smith), had no children and was never married.  Although she rubbed noses with some of the most worldly, honorable, and elite men (U.S. Senators, LDS/Mormon prophets and apostles), she did not find one who made her think, “Hey, this guy is on top of things and I’d love to have him on top of me too!”

Ida was certainly not unattractive:

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But she could never find “the one.” ….

Until she met a man sexier than Jesus:

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But … Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh … Don’t let it out of the bag that I’m actually sexier than Jesus.

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Oh … FOR GOD’S SAKE CRITICS AND ENEMIES … that was a bit of humor … but was it … NOT … yeah it was … but was it really?

Have you ever seen my critics and enemies in person?

Not too attractive to say the least.

Add this to the fact that they can’t confound any of the Real Truth presented through the MWAW and they are left with only one option:  find anything and everything wrong with me so that the obvious facts of the differences between us fade away behind the curtain they put up of me.  Thus, they label me as a monster, deceiver, manipulator, liar, pedophile, murderer, … oh yeah, and as proven in a court of law and ruled by a competent judge … fraudster, racketeer, and a number of other civil maladies.

How can I hate them, though?

They actually boost my ego when they spend hours upon hours, days upon days, years upon years, concerned and worried about me.  Yep!

But in reality … my critics and enemies are …

JUST FUCKING JEALOUS THAT I AM SEXIER THAN JESUS!

 

But anyways …

Ida was employed for over 40 years by the LDS/Mormon Church.  She had a good retirement.  She had over $750,000 in an Individual Retirement Account (IRA) before the economic crash of 2008.  Her financial advisor, one of her trusted Mormon friends for many years, moved her investments around, and her IRA fell to $170,000 … but he sure made a lot in high commissions … go figure.

In 2009, Ida set up a non-revocable trust known as the Marvelous Work and a Wonder Purpose Trust (MWAW Trust) into which she wanted all of her money and property to go … leaving nothing to her prominent family … nothing to the church to which she had faithfully paid a full 10% of her income for over 75 years.

So now … for the sake of the Real Truth, transparency … and to prove that my critics and enemies are just the jealous fucks that they are, here are the provable facts of what happened to Ida Smith’s estate before and after she died:

Oh, by the way … the Ida and the Sexier-than-Jesus picture above is what was on the front cover of a tabloid newspaper in which a story was published about how this Sexier-than-Jesus guy swindled Ida out of all of her money.

Yeah … I swindle and defraud people … because that’s what a judge ruled … and all judges’ rulings are the absolute truth and justice.  But the LDS/Mormon Church, it doesn’t swindle and defraud people, it saves them from hell fire and damnation.

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Let’s see here …

I tell the Real Truth and never charge a penny for it.

A person is required pay a full tithe to get into the LDS/Mormon temple, the only place on Earth where the Mormons believe that God reveals his mysteries to them.  They cannot discuss these outside of the temple and if they try to discuss them inside the temple, no one can answer anyone’s questions anyway … so it remains, as it is supposed to: GOD’S MYSTERY.

If God wanted anyone to understand him or something he knows, God wouldn’t call it a “mystery,” now would He?

I LOVE how Joseph Smith would teach his followers.

Joseph actually knew all of the “mysteries of God”—the Real Truth—about all things.  But he also knew that none of his followers did … NONE, not a single Mormon knew anything about the mysteries of God.

Shortly before he was killed, Joseph made a profound public address called the King Follet Discourse.

He gave the public speech a few weeks before he was murdered.  In it, he gave many clues, most of which, all of which, were corrupted by the men who were taking notes, as there was no recording made, and Joseph was speaking without notes.  Later, it became  even more distorted by Brigham Young and his cohorts when they edited and published part of the King Follett Discourse in what the LDS/Mormon Church calls, The Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith.

Think about it logically,

There were no recorders during that time period (1830 to 1844) … just men taking notes of what was said … and, of course, no good Mormon scribe is going to write down any of Joseph’s swear words.  And Joseph used profanity in his speech, especially among his close friends … a fucking lot!

A couple of years before he gave what became known as the King Follett Discourse … King Follett was the name of one of Joseph’s closest friends.  Follett converted to Mormonism shortly after the Book of Mormon was officially published.  Follett wasn’t very educated and always used profanity.  He usually wore an unkept beard until he became a public official.

“Fuck the smooth faced bastards!” Follett often said.

When other members of the Church complained about all of Follett’s profanity … which often included the word “fuck” … Joseph was almost properly quoted in his response:

“I love that man better who swears a stream as long as my arm, yet deals justice to his neighbors and mercifully deals his substance to the poor, than the smooth-faced hypocrite.”

Follett was one of Joseph’s inner circle and his personal bodyguard, watching out for Joseph whenever they were in public together.  Follett would have been with Joseph at Carthage had he not died a few weeks earlier.  Follett would have used all means possible, every gun, every “fuck” he had, to defend his friend and prophet.  Joseph was not to live, so Follett’s True Self allowed his mortal Self to be killed and out of the way in a tragic, unexplained accident, which wasn’t actually an accident.  Follett was murdered by one of Joseph’s enemy’s sons.

Follett had hired a couple of local boys to help him dig a well.  Sorry to let the Mormon Scott family down, but their great-great grandfather murdered a man (King Follett).  The boy was Robert Scott.  Scott dropped a large bucket of rocks on Follett’s head when Follett was deep inside a hole they were digging for a new well.

That’s the thing with history … it’s all fucking bullshit … unless you have video evidence to provide empirical evidence that something happened as it happened, how can you believe anyone’s version of the events?

Hmmmmmm … you need video evidence of an event?

What if everything that has happened upon this earth, from the creation of the first butterfly emerging from its cocoon, to how long Donald Trump lasted while he was banging a porn star, was recorded, and has been recorded … everything since the beginning of time?

But how?

We gave you some pretty good clues in Human Reality—Who We Are and Why We Exist.

So … if there has been an actual video recording made of everything that has happened on and to this earth since its creation, even its creation was videotaped, wouldn’t we all have substantial proof of the Real Truth about history … no matter how beautiful (butterfly) or perverted (Trump)?

(NOTE TO SOME OF MY CONCERNED “FRIENDS”: I no longer access any part of the “rocks” to know anything about your life.  If I did, because of my love for Sheri, for my kids and for my grandchildren, and for some of my ex-friends and supporters, I would intervene in their lives if I saw them struggling.  The “rocks” are put away, safe, to be delivered to those who have my body cremated.  That’s right!  When I die, those responsible for my burial will make sure that they put the “rocks” in my dead, cold hands just before they put my body in the furnace for cremation.  The person who remains the closest to me throughout my life will be responsible for taking my ashes, which will include the two stones, sprinkling a portion of my ashes on the Salt Lake City headstone, and burying the rest of them and the charred rocks where this person feels is the right spot.  So … ex-friends and loved ones, don’t worry about me knowing anything about you and your life.  I don’t want to know.  It would just upset me.  But anyways …)

So,

Joseph knows that his followers don’t know shit about shit, not about God, not about themselves.  When the Follett family asked Joseph to speak at King’s funeral, Joseph couldn’t help himself.  He gave profound clues, most of which, of course, were misquoted and misinterpreted by those who took notes and those under Brigham Young’s authority before their notes were published as an LDS/Mormon record.

But let’s take a look at some of the cool clues Joseph gave during the King Follett discourse, although, again, somewhat misquoted:

“If men do not comprehend the character of God, they do not comprehend themselves.”

So it can be said,

If men do not comprehend their own character, they do not comprehend God.

And that, Folks, is what Joseph Smith ACTUALLY said.

You gotta read this stuff that’s right before the LDS/Mormon’s eyes, just like Joseph’s temple endowment is.

Below are some excerpts from Joseph’s remarks, as reported and seen by the LDS/Mormons … who completely ignore what Joseph Smith said.

If Joseph Smith were alive today and spoke (and used profanity) like he did in his day, there’s not a fucking Mormon in this world who would accept him as a True Messenger.

As you read the following excerpts, you’ll see how close to the Real Truth Joseph spoke in one of the last public addresses of his life … always keeping in mind what he said at the very end:

“You don’t know me—you never will.  You never knew my heart. No man knows my history.”

The LDS/Mormons do not know Joseph Smith and they never will.  They will never be saved, as they suppose, because they are only saved by knowledge, and if they do not have a knowledge of the Real Truth (God’s mysteries) in full, they have nothing and are being led by their own egos (i.e., Lucifer).

Oh, yeah … here’s their own fucking scripture that tells them this perfectly:

“And now Alma began to expound these things unto him, saying: It is given unto many to know the mysteries of God; nevertheless they are laid under a strict command that they shall not impart only according to the portion of his word which he doth grant unto the children of men, according to the heed and diligence which they give unto him.

And therefore, he that will harden his heart, the same receiveth the lesser portion of the word; and he that will not harden his heart, to him is given the greater portion of the word, until it is given unto him to know the mysteries of God until he know them in full.

And they that will harden their hearts, to them is given the lesser portion of the word until they know nothing concerning his mysteries; and then they are taken captive by the devil, and led by his will down to destruction. Now this is what is meant by the chains of hell.”  (BOM, Alma 12:9-11)

Joseph Smith was under a strict command that he not impart only according to the portion of the Real Truth that his followers would accept.  They rejected the true purpose and original intent of the Book of Mormon—the LESSER PORTION OF THE WORD. Thus, giving no heed to the Book of Mormon, they didn’t get anything else.

LDS/Mormon people, and the rest of the white-skinned Christian European Americans that live in the Western Hemisphere, have no idea that they are “taken captive by the devil, and led by his will down to destruction,” because they don’t understand, nor will they accept what “is meant by the chains of hell.”

BUT I BET THEY CAN FUCKING FEEL WHAT IT’S LIKE!

… And that’s why they take all those prescription antidepressants.

Once on their medication, the Holy Spirit of God returns them to their peaceful, easy feeling.  But once they’re off their medication …

But anyways …

Here are a few clues from one of Joseph’s last public speeches.

The Character of God in the beginning

In the first place, I wish to go back to the beginning—to the morn of creation.  There is the starting point for us to look to, in order to understand and be fully acquainted with the mind, purposes and decrees of the Great Eloheim, who sits in yonder heavens as he did at the creation of the world. It is necessary for us to have an understanding of God himself in the beginning.  If we start right, it is easy to go right all the time; but if we start wrong we may go wrong, and it will be a hard matter to get right.

Mortals don’t know any more than the animals do

There are but a very few beings in the world who understand rightly the character of God.  The great majority of mankind do not comprehend anything, either that which is past, or that which is to come, as it respects their relationship to God.  They do not know, neither do they understand the nature of that relationship; and consequently they know but little above the brute beast, or more than to eat, drink and sleep. This is all man knows about God and His existence, unless it is given by the inspiration of the Almighty.

If a man learns nothing more than to eat, drink and sleep, and does not comprehend any of the designs of God, the beast comprehends the same things. It eats, drinks, sleeps, and knows nothing more about God; yet it knows as much as we, unless we are able to comprehend by the inspiration of Almighty God.  If men do not comprehend the character of God, they do not comprehend themselves.  I want to go back to the beginning, and so lift your minds into more lofty spheres and a more exalted understanding than what the human mind generally aspires to.

What kind of being is God

I want to ask this congregation, every man, woman and child, to answer the question in their own hearts, what kind of a being God is?  Ask yourselves; turn your thoughts into your hearts, and say if any of you have seen, heard, or communed with Him?  This is a question that may occupy your attention for a long time.  I again repeat the question—What kind of being is God?  Does any man or woman know?  Have any of you seen Him, heard Him, or communed with Him?  Here is the question that will, peradventure, from this time henceforth occupy your attention. …

If any man does not know God, and inquires what kind of a being He is—if he will search diligently his own heart—if the declaration of Jesus and the apostles be true, he will realize that he has not eternal life; for there can be eternal life on no other principle.

My first object is to find out the character of the only wise and true God, and what kind of a being He is; and if I am so fortunate as to be the man to comprehend God, and explain or convey the principles to your hearts, so that the Spirit seals them upon you, then let every man and woman henceforth sit in silence, put their hands on their mouths, and never lift their hands or voices, or say anything against the man of God or the servants of God again.  But if I fail to do it, it becomes my duty to renounce all further pretensions to revelations and inspirations, or to be a prophet; and I should be like the rest of the world—a false teacher, be hailed as a friend, and no man would seek my life. But if all religious teachers were honest enough to renounce their pretensions to godliness when their ignorance of the knowledge of God is made manifest, they will all be as badly off as I am, at any rate; and you might just as well take the lives of other false teachers as that of mine.  If any man is authorized to take away my life because he thinks and says I am a false teacher, then, upon the same principle, we should be justified in taking away the life of every false teacher, and where would be the end of blood? And who would not be the sufferer and where would be the end of blood? …

If I show verily that I have the truth of God, show the world is wrong by showing what God is, and show that ninety-nine out of a hundred are false prophets and teachers while they pretend to hold the keys of God, and go to killing them, would it not deluge the whole world with blood? …

If I can get you to know God, I can bring you to God

I am going to inquire after God because I want you all to know God and to be familiar with Him.  If I can get you to know Him, I can bring you to Him.  And if so, all persecution against me will cease.  This will let you know that I am His servant, for I speak as one having authority and not as a scribe.

God is a person like your Self—that is the great secret!

What kind of a being was God in the beginning, before the world was?  I will go back to the beginning to show you. I will tell you, so open your ears and eyes, all ye ends of the earth, and hear, for I am going to prove it to you with the Bible.  I am going to tell you the designs of God for the human race, the relation the human family sustains with God, and why He interferes with the affairs of man.  First, God Himself who sits enthroned in yonder heavens is a Man like unto one of yourselves—that is the great secret!  If the veil were rent today and the great God that holds this world in its sphere and the planets in their orbit and who upholds all things by His power—if you were to see Him today, you would see Him in all the person, image, fashion, and very form of a man, like yourselves. 

These things seem incomprehensible, but are simple

For I am going to tell you how God came to be God and what sort of a being He is.  For we have imagined that God was God from the beginning of all eternity.  I will refute that idea and take away the veil so you may see.  Truth is the touchstone.  These things are incomprehensible to some, but they are simple.  The first principle of truth and of the Gospel is to know for a certainty the character of God, and that we may converse with Him the same as one man with another, and that He once was a man like one of us and that God Himself, the Father of us all, once dwelled on an earth the same as Jesus Christ himself did in the flesh and like us. …

Nothing was created nor can anything be destroyed

You ask them why, and they say, “Doesn’t the Bible say He created the world?” And they infer that it must be out of nothing.  The word create came from the word BARA, but it doesn’t mean so.  What does BARA mean?  It means to organize; the same as a man would organize and use things to build a ship.  Hence, we infer that God Himself had materials to organize the world out of chaos—chaotic matter—which is element and in which dwells all the glory. Element had an existence from the time He had.  The pure principles of element are principles that never can be destroyed.  They may be organized and reorganized, but not destroyed.  Nothing can be destroyed. They never can have a beginning or an ending; they exist eternally. …

You are an eternal being and COEQUAL with God

We say that God Himself is a self-existent God.  Who told you so?  It’s correct enough, but how did it get into your heads?  Who told you that man did not exist in like manner upon the same principle?  How does [the Bible] read in the Hebrew?  It doesn’t say so in the old Hebrew.  God made the tabernacle of man out of the earth and put into him Adam’s spirit (which was created before), and then it became a living body or human soul.  Man existed in spirit; the mind of man—the intelligent part— is as immortal as, and is coequal with, God Himself. I know that my testimony is true. …

But their spirits existed coequal with God and they now exist in a place where they hold converse together one with another the same as we do on the earth. …

I want to reason more on the spirit of man for I am dwelling on the immutability of the spirit and on the body of man—on the subject of the dead.  Is it logical to say that a spirit is immortal and yet have a beginning?  Because if a spirit of man had a beginning, it will have an end, but it does not have a beginning or end.

God does not have the power to create you

If coequal with God, how can YOU create your Self?

This is good logic and is illustrated by my ring.  I take my ring from my finger and liken it unto the mind of man—the immortal spirit—because it has no beginning or end.  Suppose you cut it in two—as the Lord lives there would be a beginning and an end.  So it is with man.  All the fools and learned and wise men from the beginning of creation, who come and say that man had a beginning, prove that he must have an end.  If that doctrine be true, then the doctrine of annihilation would be true.  But if I am right, then I might with boldness proclaim from the housetop that God never had the power to create the spirit of man at all.  God Himself could not create Himself.

I have intended my remarks to all—to all the rich and poor, bond and free, great and small. I have no enmity against any man. I love all men—I love you all, but hate your deeds.  I am their best friend, and if persons miss their mark it is their own fault.  If I reprove a man, and he hate me, he is a fool; for I love all men, especially these my brethren and sisters.  I rejoice in hearing the testimony of my aged friend.

(End of excerpts from the King Follett discourse.)

So now you can see how blind the LDS/Mormons are and why they hate me.

I can point out how blind they are by using their own scriptures and the writings that they believe are from their original prophet of God.  I can make the wisest LDS/Mormon … or any other religious person, scientist, philosopher, guru, whoever the world thinks is smart … look like a fool.

(One of the main reasons why my mentors counseled me against showing up for the civil trial in the Idaho judge’s court was because they were afraid I would be who I am, and that the True Messenger in me would come out and make the judge look a fool.  Judges do not like to be seen as such.  Thus, I would be held in contempt of court, jailed and under the control of the judge. … That wasn’t about to happen.  In fact, I filed a motion earlier in the case asking the Court to let me video tape all the proceedings and any meeting with Dschaak and his attorney and with any of his expert witnesses.  I know the power of the video recording.  The judge, go figure, denied the request.  Had anyone seen a video of how Judge Robert Naftz treated me in his court, there would have been no doubt how angered, prejudiced, partial, and unfair he was to me … no doubt.  But we have the video.  But anyways …)

If you read the entire Follett Discourse you will see just how similar Joseph’s and my deliver is.  Ida Smith immediately recognized this similarity, having studied Joseph’s writings and words all of her life.

So, let’s get back to Ida and her estate.

She willed it to her MWAW Trust of which I was the Executor.

Now, if you read the reports of my enemies, they’ll tell you that I absconded with all of her money, stole her property, and then murdered her.  Yeah.  Really!

The Real Truth is:

Ida made sure I controlled her estate after she gave it all to her MWAW Trust.  I controlled her estate … Well, not really, but my mentors with whom Ida communicated controlled it …  but according to my enemies, these are not real … so I controlled it.  Okay, let’s go with that.

So I had $170,000 in cash at my disposal … Hell, cheeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

A couple of months later, Ida’s friends and neighbors of many years, Milton and Dorothy Anderson (who lived in the condo next to hers), announced that they were moving, not by choice, but because the bank would not renew their mortgage so they could afford it on a limited income.  Ida mentioned it to me and said she wished there was something she could do for them.  This is when I contacted my mentors and told them to use Ida’s money to save her friends’ condo.  Hell, cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!  I was the legal Trustee and Executor of Ida’s will … not those make-believe shits!  Right?  But anyways …

We bought the Anderson’s condo and let them live there for $450 per month.  (Their mortgage was $1,200 per month.)

And that’s how the MWAW Trust started to invest in the Garden Park condo units.

But now, since we helped out her fucking friends, who didn’t believe in the work … but thought I was pretty damn sexy anyway … and liked me … we no longer had a lot of money.

Why?

Because my best friend and lawyer, Rod Vessels, had a fucking stroke, asked me to save him from his family and friends … and against my mentors’ advice, I did.  I moved Rod to Garden Park, took about $20,000 that he had in cash and from his credit cards and bought another Garden Park condo for $86,000.

WTF?  Yeah … that’s what I’m saying!

If I took $20,000 from Rod and bought the condo for $86,000, where the fuck did the other $66,000 come from?  That’s right … from Ida’s money.

Thus, I spent all of Ida’s money on the fucking Andersons and Rod Vessels!

Dammit!  Nothing left for me.  Shit!  I am the worst fucking cult leader in history!

… And then there was Norma Olsen.

We were trying to buy a radio spot or produce a live feed television show so that I could interact with the public and talk about the work.  Norma got wind of it and wrote out a $150,000 check and gave it to us to do with what we needed.  Norma was living with her staunch LDS/Mormon family at the time, in their small basement.  When they found out what she had done, they kicked their 80-year-old mother out of their house.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccck!  I had $150,000 in my possession!  I could have bought a lot of cult shit with that money!  I could have bought a lot of things for me with that money that would have made my life better … because I am a fucking Cult Leader!

But instead,

I took Norma’s money, added about $50,000 that I borrowed against Ida’s condo, bought Norma a $194,000 home, that needed an additional $20,000 in repairs, and before Norma died, made sure that this home … WHICH WAS FUCKING IN THE MWAW TRUST’S NAME … went back to her family.  Yep.  To the same family that kicked her to the street because …

Norma thought I was sexier than Jesus too.

God!

I suck at being a Cult Leader!

But anyways ….

3 Comments

  1. Boy Julie. You must have been hurt very bad when your female love relationship was/is not supported by many peoples, churches/religious institutions and places of business and/or entertainment. So you take your anger out by supposedly reporting about all the negative truths. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But you should never be so sacrilegious about God just because of your life style. You lash out with such hatred and misinformation just because of the difficulties of receiving approval for your lesbian relationship? God still loves you, will listen to your prayers and help you. You are still a child of God. Your love interests won’t change that. But please refrain from your criticism of Jesus Christ who taught us truths, suffered incredibly for us, prayed His heart out for us and then died on the cross a very agonizing death, stating, “Father forgive them for they know not what they do.”. Then Christ died that we all will live. What will you say to God when you stand before Him and He asks you why you said what you did? I would love to hear your answer as you stand before God..

  2. ramiroestrada12

    Christopher you are a very good person helping good people. Thanks for the new information of Mr King’s homicide!!! I wonder what happens to murders when they awake?

  3. vanlehnandy

    Chris, I appreciate the 10 year old pic of you, you do look damn sexy! How about a present pic of yourself so we can see your current sexiness or are you waiting to unveil your sexiness at the Meet and Greet?

    Also, did you have anything to do with writing the lyrics and producing this music video? For those who don’t know, this music video and lyrics depict almost exactly what Chris is prophesying is going to happen in 2145. Quite sobering!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UkHSmDxX1t4

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